Features Overview

Welcome to your secret weapon. Tired of losing to your annoying father-in-law that will never think you're good enough for his daughter? We're here for you. Sick of being the loser at work who can't even make the office league playoffs? You've come to the right place. We have two writers that will help you win those bragging rights over your cubicle neighbor Dan. 



Is there anything better than spending your entire Sunday in front of the TV watching grown men sprint at full speed and ram into each other?  I'm convinced that making your way out of bed just long enough to make it to the living room as kick off of the first games is exactly what George Washington and all of the Founding Fathers had in mind in 1776 when they won the war on who gets to rightfully use the name Football for their sport. And making it through all three sets of games without leaving the house? We call that the Triple Feature in the business, and that's what dreams are made of. 


It's America's Pastime and it's not for the faint of heart. Only want to check your lineups once a week? Don't expect to compete. Is there anything better than a beer at the ballpark? Pretty sure that's what Abraham Lincoln spoke about in the Gettysburg Address. "Four score and seven innings ago..." 




If you've made it this far, you're serious about fantasy sports. You think checking your baseball lineup every day is tough, try worrying about stats that nobody's heard of.   You come for the three-pointers made and stay for the free-throw percentage. No MOM, we're not sick. It's called dedication. 

The People's Blog

The best part of the website. You a pissed-off Marlin's fan after Jeter sold off your MVP to his beloved Yankees? Let us know about it. Think you can do what those babbling idiots on ESPN do, but better? Show us what you've got! This part is completely controlled by all of y'all. And that's what it's ultimately about.  Can you smell what the blog is typing?!

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Our Team

Two writers. Two writers to rule the world. Two writers win those bragging rights over Dan. You're welcome.


Just Some Dude 

He's the guy who leads your league in waiver moves every year. You should see him work the phones the week of the Trade Deadline. I'm not going to say that he owned every Quarterback this year, because Tom Savage never made it off free agency (sorry 21 Savage). There's never a time that fantasy isn't on his mind, and he's the reason I sleep with "Do Not Disturb" on my phone. Now if only we could get him to wash clothes as often as he changed his team's name. 

Just Another Dude 

He might not win his league every year, but you know what they say - this who can't play, write blogs. Or something like that. He always tells you about how close he was to playing that receiver on his bench that just caught a touchdown pass, but always seems to leave him on the bench. Every week. If only he was as smart as he thought he was.